I’ve not been delving too much into politics, here, because barf, but the situation is so dire, I must make an exception.
Poor Russia. After a brief flicker of economic hope, the common people are reduced to getting daily needs met, again, through the black market. The Russian government is so savvy about building their wealth, they’re partnering with thriving, multifaceted, innovative nations like… Saudi Arabia. Hell, half the people they sent to Venezuela don’t even speak Spanish.
Poor Russia. Added to all their other tasks, they have to monkey with the American elections, too. (Someone has to.) At least we can help them with that one. Help our fellow humans! Think globally! Meddle locally! Join the Russia Assistance Project (RAP).
How can you help? It’s easy. All you need to do is:
- Take a stand (or, pretend to take a stand) for, or against, any candidate. You could even organize rallies for, or against, a candidate.
- When you talk to people about elections, agree, or disagree, with them.
- Spend some time and money on something kind of stupid.
That’s it! You’ve helped Russia and the world. Bravo, citizen.